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[BWOOOOOP~~. Yo Academy! Lilo pops up on you comm. Pouting, looking completely reluctant.]

I hafta sa-- [She's nudged hard by someone off screen] I wanna say I'm sorry to everybody who got voodoo potions and charms. [She looks up and says the rest of her speech on cue. As if someone is guiding her through the motions] It was silly and I should ( Read more... )

[ Surprise. Another curfew. Yay. Jim's favorite ( Read more... )

Fit the Sixth, in Which Gibbs Pines, but Only a Little. He Also Grievously Misuses a Funeral Urn.

[Anyone passing the greenhouses today might hear a rusty sailor's voice singing a melancholy tune. If you go inside to investigate, you will come upon Joshamee Gibbs arranging flowers in a rather funereal urn ( Read more... )

Hey everybody! Hope y'all are enjoying the spring air.

Anyway, looks like you'll get to enjoy it more for now! We're gonna have to cancel classes and reinstate curfew until further notice. Sorry for the hassle but it's gotta be done.

Everyone stay together and stay safe! Remember the buddy system!

[LOCKED TO STAFF]Staff. It's unfortunate to say ( Read more... )

[Hiccup L. Jackson has had enough of this goddamn fucking bullshit. It's time to take matters into his own hands. No more playtime, kiddies ( Read more... )

Ummmmmmm.....

[The video flips on and blooop.... There's Lilo. In her full grown body glory... BARELY fitting into one of Nani's tank tops.

She holds up a red lacy bra in view of the camera.]

How do you put this on?

[The comm bursts to life with a blast of jazz music, broadcasting all across the school. Lottie appears on the screen, seemingly quite tipsy and in very good humor. She was decked out in a very special outfit, the flask in her garter visible, and perhaps a little more outlandish and… burlesque… than most people would expect from her. To go along ( Read more... )

Fit the Fifth, in Which Gibbs Warns of Leprechaun Infestations and the Proper Precautions of Preventing Said Infestations

Attention Students and Staff:

We have now entered into the blustery month of March, and we all know what that means: leprechauns. The Feast of Saint Patrick seems to draw 'em from every hidey hole, magic well, limestone cave, ( Read more... )

[There's a large puppy-at-heart on the loose in the quad today. LOOK OUT ( Read more... )